All ye unfaithful

Greetings all...
You might have noticed that i have removed the non-IMU jokes from this site. This is due to complains from the puritans who feel that this site should only contain original material. We will therefore only publish IMU jokes in the future ( and only because they would burn me at the stake otherwise).
If you should wish to read the other jokes e.g Lotr spoof, just ask me and i'll direct you to them.

p/s Jo an's blog site is called salamanderbuddy.blogspot.com

Bony jokes

Greetings greetingss...
These are jokes from orthopedics.....it happened during a session with Dr Yeap. They aren't very re-producible but here they are anyway...
1) ...there was a mention of a 'hallucis longus' muscle in the hand.
2) ....Dr Yeap claimed that there is not a bus big enough to send us all back to phases 1.
Not very funny, i know but i ain't got nothing better. Where are the jokes, people?!!

p/s As the obs & Gyn people would know, 20+ years ago some sperm got lucky! So we hereby wish Jack & Wei Siong a very Happy birthday! Cheers guys!

Sleepless in IMU

Have you all noticed that there are no places to take a nap in IMU? With everyone so sleepy all the time, you would think they come up with some place for us to doze. Everybody just sorts of perch in the library either with their heads in their arms or head thrown back with their mouth wide open.
Anyway...don't forget to tell me all the jokes that happen in your postings...especially those of you together with Rama in Obs & Gyn.
Salamander dozing of...zzzzz.....
p/s see you all at the BBQ night later!