Bony jokes

Greetings greetingss...
These are jokes from orthopedics.....it happened during a session with Dr Yeap. They aren't very re-producible but here they are anyway...
1) ...there was a mention of a 'hallucis longus' muscle in the hand.
2) ....Dr Yeap claimed that there is not a bus big enough to send us all back to phases 1.
Not very funny, i know but i ain't got nothing better. Where are the jokes, people?!!

p/s As the obs & Gyn people would know, 20+ years ago some sperm got lucky! So we hereby wish Jack & Wei Siong a very Happy birthday! Cheers guys!