The ultimate insult!

One of the advantages of a medical career ( other than the free prozac) is that we have a language all of our own. And that is totally pointless unless one uses it fully...like insulting people. Therefore we bring to you "The Ultimate Medical Insult Guide" compiled from the famous insults used daily by renowned Doctors and Datos from IMU.

Here are some examples.....

1) Cerebral-saccral migration (adj)= brain moving to butt. Meaning a recent onset of stupidity e.g " Your answer just show you have recently developed cerebral-saccral migration"

2) Coccydynia (noun)= pain in the butt. Meaning an extremely annoying person e.g " He is a real coccydynia when it comes to PBL"

3) Schumck (noun)= the part of the foreskin thrown away during a circumcision. Meaning a worthless person e.g " You Schumck! "

4) Cerebral-Buccal Fistula ( adj) = opening between brain and mouth. Meaning to not think before speaking e.g " No wonder he's in trouble with RK, he's got a cerebral-buccal fistula"

5) Contraceptive use ( adj)= to prevent pregnancy. A totally useless person e.g 'He is someone whose mother should have used contraceptives"

These are just some of our personal favourites. Do contribute any new ones.

More Rama-Rama Fairy tales

Greetings all....
It has been ages since a new joke has emerged but with Rama here..there's nothing to fear. And when you put in Mr Harwant and Rama topgether, there's guarantee to be explosive incidents!

Hang on to your hats, Kiddies!

Place: Seminar Room, IMU
Posting: Orthopaedics
Incident: Seminar with Mr Harwant

Mr H: What is the function of the meniscus?
R: Lubricant!
Mr H: Ok....what else is a lubricant?
R: err....motor oil!
Mr H: Lubricant from the body
Everyone else: Pleural fluid, pericardial fluid, etc...
Mr H: What else?
R: Semen!
Everyone: Hahhaaaaaa...
Mr H: If you do things right, the lubrication should not have to come from your part!


Joke no 2
Mr H: Rama...do you want me to be tough with you or be lenient?
R: 50-50 lah, sir!
Mr H: Oh, so you like it front AND back!

These stories came in second hand but still bloody funny! Thank u Rama!