More Rama-Rama Fairy tales

Greetings all....
It has been ages since a new joke has emerged but with Rama here..there's nothing to fear. And when you put in Mr Harwant and Rama topgether, there's guarantee to be explosive incidents!

Hang on to your hats, Kiddies!

Place: Seminar Room, IMU
Posting: Orthopaedics
Incident: Seminar with Mr Harwant

Mr H: What is the function of the meniscus?
R: Lubricant!
Mr H: Ok....what else is a lubricant?
R: err....motor oil!
Mr H: Lubricant from the body
Everyone else: Pleural fluid, pericardial fluid, etc...
Mr H: What else?
R: Semen!
Everyone: Hahhaaaaaa...
Mr H: If you do things right, the lubrication should not have to come from your part!


Joke no 2
Mr H: Rama...do you want me to be tough with you or be lenient?
R: 50-50 lah, sir!
Mr H: Oh, so you like it front AND back!

These stories came in second hand but still bloody funny! Thank u Rama!