Flying without wings

Posting: Anaes
Place: Bilik Rehat, OT Seremban GH
Incident: Discussion on use of anaethetics in surgery by Dr S

Dr: The Induction of the drugs pushes the patient into the plane of unconsciousness and when there an inhalant is given for maintanence. This is to make sure the level remains in the drug corridor and the patient does not wake.
Stops and sees Chai soon looking really confused.
Dr: Do you understand?
Chai soon: No Dr! So many planes and corridors!

Oh, we have also learn the following things today
1) Orchidectomized: "Ball-less" person, i.e all lawyers, debate mediators, etc (acc to Datuk 'a-merry-anus')
2) As Jack have discovered, do not say a woman is pregnant unless you actually see the baby crowning. Muahahaaaaa.....this particular story can only be heard first hand from the source due to its sensitive nature. In other words, jack would kill me and he knows where i live.

Abnormal....

Posting: Gynae
Place: Maternal OT
Incident: Two students are watching a surgeon put a rubber sheath over the hysterecscopy tip before insertion into the cervix.

Tee: Dr, is that a normal condom you are using?
Dr: Err...U mean there is an abnormal condom?

You might notice i am using the new code for the students to protect their identitiy. This is so will know who they are. Muahahaaa....

The world down there...

Greetings...forgive my tardiness in posting. As we move into the wonderful world of semester 9 we are all uphled to a higher code. Those of a imminent doctor to be. However, that doesn't mean we can't foul up so bad we need a mile deep hole to bury ourselves. Welcome to the Gynaecology posting....

As our names are too complicated for a certain lecturer we have been given codes. Not too unlike prison....

Danendra: Our fearless leader have been coined "Darma"..i have no idea wat that means
Roshan: Devdas...ask him to explain this one..i'm still on the run from him for other matters unsettled...
Chai soon: Chai 1
Chay: Chai 2
Wong Hui Chin: Chin 1
Tee Hui Chin: Chin 2...You might notice their house is also known as 'chin, chin, chai, chai'
Bong: Bong lah....u can't go far with my name
Jack: Also jack...
Merillyn: Gowri
Boon ser: Winston
Yen Ching: Honey...as in Winston's honey
Fu Yen:Peter Pook
Shu Shyan: Anything from sue to shu...
Komal: i can't remember this one...i'll get back to u