10 Things You Must Do Before Graduating IMU
And i don't mean filling out the medical procedures in your log book. We are talking about the real important stuff, the fun stuff. And if you haven't done at least one of the items on the list, we suggest you buck up now in the little time we got left.
1) Tasted Dextrose 5. Is it really sweet? Only the those who have drank of the fluid and say...
2) Steal a box of gloves and made party balloons out of them. There's nothing like a legion of waving hands to greet your guest.
3) Try on a O2 mask or prong. Dude, you ain't never got high till you have hyperoxygenate your brains.
4) Try the Nitrous oxide inhalant in the OT. They didn't call it laughing gas for no reason.
5) Take a look at your own stomach using OGDS. Or at least let them paralyse your vocal cords for the day. Alternative: Do it to a snoring friend...
6) Catch and give an infection to all your housemates. Try HPV.
7) Made rude gestures using the limbs of the skeleton in the CSU.
8) Steal and put a pot of plant in the elevator. Press every button and watch everyone freak when the door dings and open up to show a plant. Preferably done at night.
9) Cross-dress. On a regular school day.
10 ) KY Jelly. Enough said.
Salamander thanks Mr Khai Yung for the above idea. This is the result of eating Yong taufu and having too much time to waste at dinner.
Idea number 8 is courtesy of the boys of M1/2k who really did it using the Bukit Jalil elevator. Long live!
1) Tasted Dextrose 5. Is it really sweet? Only the those who have drank of the fluid and say...
2) Steal a box of gloves and made party balloons out of them. There's nothing like a legion of waving hands to greet your guest.
3) Try on a O2 mask or prong. Dude, you ain't never got high till you have hyperoxygenate your brains.
4) Try the Nitrous oxide inhalant in the OT. They didn't call it laughing gas for no reason.
5) Take a look at your own stomach using OGDS. Or at least let them paralyse your vocal cords for the day. Alternative: Do it to a snoring friend...
6) Catch and give an infection to all your housemates. Try HPV.
7) Made rude gestures using the limbs of the skeleton in the CSU.
8) Steal and put a pot of plant in the elevator. Press every button and watch everyone freak when the door dings and open up to show a plant. Preferably done at night.
9) Cross-dress. On a regular school day.
10 ) KY Jelly. Enough said.
Salamander thanks Mr Khai Yung for the above idea. This is the result of eating Yong taufu and having too much time to waste at dinner.
Idea number 8 is courtesy of the boys of M1/2k who really did it using the Bukit Jalil elevator. Long live!
