WTF?

Err..before anybody gets the idea that the case below is a real one..(acute Potfoliolitis? could happen!)...it is actually inspired by an incident that occurred on the day of porfolio hand-in. As truth is stranger than fiction, especially in IMU, the event was rather more dramatic than as recorded here. For the true and unabridged account of how Shim called Red alert for Jack's portfolio, please consult him yourself. I can do no justice to the story.